Gimme Yer Tots

*guy is driving down the highway at 90 mph*

*Led Zepplin "The Immigrant Song" is playing on the radio*

Driver: "AAA-AAAAAHHHH AH!"

*driver glances in his rear-veiw mirror and notices flashing lights*

Driver: "Oh GREAT!! Just what I need! The police!"

*driver immediately turns off radio and pulls over*

*ploice officer pulls up behind him*

*police officer walks up to the driver-side window*

*driver lowers window*

Driver: (nervously) "Heh. Uh, what seems to be the problem officer?"

Officer: "Sir I need you to step out of the car."

Driver: "Uh, oh, right, of course."

*driver gets out*

Officer: "Gimme yer tots."

Driver: "I-I don't understand."

Officer: "Do you need me to speak a different language?"

Driver: "Um, no."

Officer: "THEN GIMME YER TOTS!!"

Driver: "Look dude, I don't have any tots, okay?"



IMPORTANT NEWS ANNOUNCEMENT

Reporter: "Attention, this just in. An escapee from the local insane asylum is dressing up as a police officer. If you are pulled over and the 'police officer' asks "Gimme yer tots", contact the REAL authorities immediately."